Worst Tumblr Ever.

My Internet has been down for hours!

Fri, 24 May 2013 00:44:51 -0400

And it’s turned me into the person who is not handling a break up well.

- Please. Please, just tell me what I did wrong and ill fix it. I swear to god. I can fix it! I can be better for you! I can be so much better if you just tell me what to do. Just give me a chance to make things right.

Just

please

…come back.

I guess I always knew this day would come

Fri, 24 May 2013 00:17:20 -0400

The Internet in my apartment isn’t working and I don’t know why.

If you need me ill be over here, curled up in a ball, waiting for the sweet release of death from this mortal coil.

To die, to sleep - no more - and by a sleep to say we end the heartache and the thousand natural shocks that flesh is heir to - ‘tis a consummation devoutly to be wished!

I would probably definitely read an entire book about the fast and the furious...

Thu, 23 May 2013 19:35:37 -0400

I would ~~probably~~ definitely read an entire book about the fast and the furious universe/franchise/ideology

Even though I like to shit on it and pretty much loathed every meeting beforehand, I did have some good times as a boy scout

Thu, 23 May 2013 18:10:00 -0400

and it was a way that my dad could spend time with me and my brother when we were kids

I’m just very glad that they passed the resolution to allow gay members because it can be a great organization if people let it

Can't imagine Frank Vogel has a great night's sleep tonight

Wed, 22 May 2013 23:54:56 -0400

jazzymancia: this is a really beautiful song and album. walls |...

Wed, 22 May 2013 22:37:14 -0400

jazzymancia:

this is a really beautiful song and album.

walls | serenade & strum | head west young man

summacumnihil replied to your audio post I swear this is the third time you have posted this...

Wed, 22 May 2013 21:05:59 -0400

summacumnihil replied to your audio post

I swear this is the third time you have posted this song.

If not me, then who?

Answer me that!

If not me, THEN WHO!?!

How To Hate Yourself And People Like You

Wed, 22 May 2013 21:02:33 -0400

How To Hate Yourself And People Like You

An off broadway reinterpretation of Home Alone titled

Wed, 22 May 2013 20:48:31 -0400

The Boy Who Cried “Woof”

Audio

Wed, 22 May 2013 20:45:16 -0400

brendangerous: The Fast and Furious franchise is one of our few...

Wed, 22 May 2013 20:39:37 -0400

brendangerous:

The Fast and Furious franchise is one of our few remaining active links to the pre-9/11 world.

Do you ever want to scream FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKKK really loud and really long

Wed, 22 May 2013 20:32:00 -0400

even though nothing is immediately wrong

and you can’t

because that’s not something that non crazy people do

and you want people to think you’re a non crazy person

nonoschrutefacts: oldtobegin: abloodymess: purepopfornowpeople: Why do we dislike LeBron? For...

Wed, 22 May 2013 20:11:32 -0400

nonoschrutefacts:

oldtobegin:

abloodymess:

purepopfornowpeople:

Why do we dislike LeBron?

For me, it’s how he left Cleveland.

I thought The Decision was a really shitty thing to do.

What Adam said. He is also such a special snowflake and gets treated as such by the league. Dude NEVER gets called for his fouls and is never above sneaking in a cheap shot.

i was about to say i don’t like his entitlement, but if i was as good as he is i’d be confident too. what i don’t like is his attitude. he never seems excited about basketball, just about himself.

I think people mistake him not looking excited for him looking focused. His first 5 years in the league he was the happiest guy on the court, always laughing and smiling but he was shat on over and over for having too much fun and not caring about winning. Now that he’s changed course people re shitting on him for the exact opposite. The guy can’t win.

I used to not like lebron but now I’ve accepted that he is head and shoulders above his peers in regards to who the current greatest player is and is efficient on the court in a way that is almost disgusting and has real Top 3 Greatest of All Time potential and now I just want to be able to see as many of his “In His Prime” games as possible.

I have no problem hating on very very very very good. It’s great to watch that get taken down.

Greatness you just have to respect.

Let's finally settle this pronunciation debate

Wed, 22 May 2013 16:20:35 -0400

It’s pronounced NASA like Asa with a long A

Everyone gets this wrong and I can only bite my tongue for SO LONG

The founder of NASA was playing Mario Brothers when he decided he wanted to start an organization that would research space.

I believe his exact words were “I want to go to space-a with NASA”

It's 5:38 in the morning and I'm midway through my 2nd energy drink

Wed, 22 May 2013 08:40:08 -0400

If I wind up dead can someone officially put “grad school” as my cause of death

sext: look into his eyes and remind him and yourself that these posts are super boring and are a...

Wed, 22 May 2013 01:17:07 -0400

sext: look into his eyes and remind him and yourself that these posts are super boring and are a trend that should’ve faded away forever ago

Audio

Wed, 22 May 2013 01:10:52 -0400

So two weeks after Disney's stock hit an all time high

Tue, 21 May 2013 23:55:45 -0400

they have ESPN cut costs to meet profit margins

and so ESPN lays off roughly 400 employees

meanwhile unveiling a new 125 million dollar SportsCenter building/set last week

I think that about covers it.

Cool stuff, everyone

Audio

Tue, 21 May 2013 23:36:36 -0400

Ms. New Booty and Mr. Steal Yo Girl are my OTP

Tue, 21 May 2013 23:09:34 -0400