Can someone recall a story of when he was laying on a couch watching Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory murmuring something like “I know I’m saying something stupid, like… I can feel myself saying words, like right now, saying this, but it’s like the words are hitting my ears before I even THINK THEM!” ? Please?
Everything about the internet is awful.
Everything about the internet is awesome.
“Siri tells John Malkovich a better joke” by Alex Moschina
This is my favorite Slacktory video in the last couple weeks. This is a great retelling of a classic joke.
Alex so beautifully makes something technically SFW sound horribly filthy.
This is actually great.
(Source: slacktory.com)
I like myself less knowing that I use twitter.
It’s only a matter of time until spam accounts actually become people and I’m pretty cool with that, honestly.
Wikipedia has gotten into the soothsayer business.
—Me, trying to make myself feel better after I don’t solve a Wheel of Fortune puzzle.
Dear Roy Halladay Bobblehead,
How do you think pitching works?
