I was talking to one of my roommates today and he mentioned something about getting back from house sitting
and said something to the effect of “yeah, that’s why I’ve been gone the past five days” and I was like “ooooooh, I was wondering where you went!” but in my head I was like “five days seems like an awful long time for me not to notice that someone I live with wasn’t here” and “note to self: if any of your roommates get kidnapped it will take you at least six days before you begin to wonder if there is a ransom”
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remind me not to live with you when i change my name to elizabeth smart
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