mytiger-myheart replied to your post: I need to start a non-profit organization whose goal is to teach me how to eat a grapefruit like a normal human being.
…how do you usually eat them? : cut in half, use a knife to cut around the edge of the grapefruit and each individual triangle. Use a little spoon to scoop out the grapefruit triangles. Done! So goodI usually cut them in half and then stab at the halves with a spoon trying to scoop the stuff out. After awhile I get tired of this and then try to turn the halves inside out while biting at the insides with my teeth.
Eventually I finish and have sticky hands and face while hunched entirely over the fallen carcass of the grapefruit while I look around the room all shifty-eyed and through clenched teeth growl at everyone “DON’T FUCKING LOOK AT ME! I’M A MONSTER!”
Your way sounds better.
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mytiger-myheart said:
aw. there there.
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teawithlemon said:
You should broil them. Cut in half, sprinkle with sugar and butter and put them under the grill for a couple of minutes. I find you don’t even need to cut around with a knife then, plus it makes regular grapefruit taste like crap in comparison.
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goatsfromunderground said:
Me too
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kristenambr said:
You are still talking about grapefruit, right?
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