Anonymous asked: Pop quiz, hotshot. There's a bomb on a bus. Once the bus goes 50 miles an hour, the bomb is armed. If it drops below 50, it blows up. What do you do? What do you do?
Public transportation?
Just kidding. Public transportation is great, but I haven’t been on a bus that’s gone over 30mph since probably a high school field trip.
So, what would I do?:
- cry
- cry like… a lot
- to the point that I’m basically drooling
- dry heave
- throw up on myself
- pee my pants
- shake a little in my seat
- maybe hold my knees to my chest and rock back and forth
- still crying
- try and wipe my face with my sleeve
- ask a girl “Hey, since we’re probably gonna die… do you wanna…”
- get denied
- cry some more
- blame EVERYONE ON THE BUS
- pass out
- die
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jazzmancia said:
….”hotshot.”
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srsly said:
I’m not too good for public transportation. But I want to be, someday.
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therisottoracket said:
“hotshot”
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kristenambr said:
Hahaha “blame everyone on the bus”
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burningbrooklynbridges said:
keanu reeves you are not
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