Anonymous asked: You never answer the best things that I ask you..
Well, I wouldn’t call them the “best” things you ask me, Mom, but… okay. Here we go:
- I’m looking for one, I just had an interview last week!
- I’ve applied to a few but I won’t hear back until like mid-March. No, it’s for the fall semester.
- Yes, I eat vegetables like everyday, I swear (psst this isn’t true, sorry!)
- No, I’m not drinking too much, I swear
- like two weeks ago. Why?! Does it look like I need a haircut?!?
- I’m only twenty-four! I HAVE PLENTY OF TIME TO GET MARRIED!
- Yes, my clothes are clean.
Well, I hope that covers everything.
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