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The Metasciences

—Four-Color Love Story

I’m pretty sure I’ve posted this before but this is definitely my favorite love song of all time

I used to be really into incubus for about six months in high school

Listening to it now and its like stepping into a time machine

all the sudden I’m doing shitty during soccer practice again!

(Source: Spotify)

Whenever someone tells a story

and its something along the lines of “my little niece…” or “my baby brother…” or “my 1st grade class…” and then it goes on to tell how they explain a current social issue in a common sense way that most decent people would agree with e.g. “if these kids get it why can’t congress?!?!”

I never believe it. 

I never believe those kids said anything profound and I am skeptical of their very existence!

Anyway, I think cynical thinking is usually boring but I can’t help it with this, it’s lame and dumb to say “yeah right” and it’s a lot cooler to think that the kids are smart and get it

but I just never believe it

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