Worst Tumblr Ever.

I feel like I’m in the overwhelming minority on this but Ricky Gervais hasn’t made me laugh since

well, ever probably

Live stream of the Team USA v. Iran & Russia Rumble on the Rails wrestling meet

I don’t know what world I’m currently living in

but James Franco’s review of Gatsby is the first time that I’ve actually wanted to see Gatsby

Shaving your face is both annoying and a drag

but the benefit of having some good smelling aftershave balm on your face is nothing to shake a stick at 

Margaritas are the Rye Bread of the liquor world.

They look like they should taste delicious and fruity (sort of like how rye bread looks like it should taste like delicious cinnamon bread) but since tequila is legally considered to be “the technical definition of butt-flavor”, Margaritas, like Rye Bread, are actually 100% nasty.

So it turns out that story about the dude dying while fucking a hornets nest was a lie

and suddenly

the world gets a little darker for all of those people who read the story and thought

“I’m not alone”