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Vampire Weekend

—Unbelievers

Vampire Weekend // Unbelievers

So a student that I did not give a great grade to on a midterm

has left the class

and sent me a nice email saying he was going to pursue other career opportunities

and I don’t know if the grade had anything to do with it

or if he left just the class or school as a whole

or even if the opportunities are great ones and he’s making a good decision

but I can’t stop thinking of what if its not a good decision and he’s doing it, in part, because of the grade

and I want to barf

everywhere 

I’m sure everyone has at some point or another wondered what human tastes like

which, I assume, for the most part probably tastes like pork

but what I really wonder

is what human tastes like if you ate an entire person at once

like if you were a giant and just popped a person into your mouth like a gummy bear

I bet, on the whole, it’d be pretty nasty but the texture would be interesting

if you gave it time it might grow on you

or snobby giants would claim that, anyway

“Oh, you don’t eat people? …I’m not surprised. hnn”

Things are getting real sentimental with the baby brother

Things are getting real sentimental with the baby brother

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