June 2012
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Sometimes I get curious about stuff like "Do pipe...
which explains why I have more than one entry in my search history beginning with “Please don’t put me on a watch list, Google, but…”
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To wrap up the political portion of today’s...
I have a feeling that the people saying they want...
are the same people saying they don’t want anyone to be able to move to this country.
If I close my eyes and wish hard enough can Oreo...
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With the amount of episodes of "How It's Made"...
I’d like to think that somewhere secret in the back of my mind I have this untapped treasure trove of knowledge and one day I’ll remember it all and it’ll be like Neo learning Kung Fu except it will be “I know how to make leather shoes… and surfboards”
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Less Than Jake // Just Like Frank
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I wonder if Ross could've gotten away with saying...
if he immediately yelled out “Damn you, autocorrect!” and then shrug/laughed.
And I literally just realized
jimbobbaker:
Hannah Montana didn’t get the best of both worlds
She got the worst of both worlds
She had to go to school and everything and she had to sing she never really got to see that cash flow. She never got to throw like 10 grand just because. That would be the worst don’t sign me up.
Smoke if you wanna smoke, drink if you wanna...
but “Weed isn’t a drug! It’s a plant!” will always garner the biggest eye roll from me in the world.
I just realized I will never be on a 25 under 25...
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The best way to send me spiraling into an...
is to have my laptop not work.
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No more than one minute ago my mouse was hovering...
and I mentally frowned at myself and said “you’re better than this” and x’d out the window. I’ll let your imaginations run wild on that one.
Let it be known that even if they come out and...
I will never not want to down an entire sleeve of samoas in one sitting.
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I wish someone would create a special add on for...
numnumsbylaura:
delbertshoopman:
Grouplove |...
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I never in my life have thought that I was born...
until today, when I realized that my destiny was to come up with the dinner names for Dinner and a Movie which went off the air last year.
Just so we're on the same page
unannounced visits are always, without exception, the pits.
US Immigration laws:
being born in a nightclub and deciding its VIP only
Trufax
For a significant portion of my life Jerry O’Connell singing “I Think I Love You” to Neve Campbell in Scream 2 was my personal definition of the pinnacle of romance.
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I'm sure you guys have seen the supercut video...
but the thing is… all I really want in the first place is for him to just remake The West Wing/Sports Night so I’m entirely fine with it.
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My thoughts on The Newsroom
are exactly what you would guess my thoughts on The Newsroom would be.
Officially making it a lifelong goal to never say...
ATTN: Advertisers
If your game plan centers around trying to make me feel bad about the amount of time I spend on my laptop, you will not succeed in that goal.
You will, however, make me narrow my eyes at the TV and mentally whisper “fuuuuuckkkk yooooouuuuuu” to whatever product you’re trying to sling.
Would you be more likely to say "I need to clean...
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There is a large part of me that sincerely hopes...
M. Night Shyamalan makes a movie that has a twist that no one in the world sees coming.
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I never thought this was possible, but I just saw...
and I think I’m actually more excited about the comeback of the original Free Credit Report.com band than I was for the comeback of Blink 182
In your opinion, what is the most overrated food?
Not to be a weirdo person who thinks about the...
can we start an internet campaign or something to get Ken Jennings to host if trebek retires?
I wish I had a capri sun the size of a backpack...
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“Well, I came into the cab with nothing so I guess if I leave with nothing it...”
– People on cash cab who are in a different tax bracket than me
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Embarrassing Secrets...REVEALED vol 45
I have more than one distinct memory of being a high schooler on a rainy day and sitting and listening to The Shins on my walkman and intentionally making my eyes squintier than normal and kinda staring into space so that people would think that I was a deep person lost in their own meaningful thoughts.
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The fact that celebrities have couches in their...
