February 2012
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I’m shellfish, impatient and a little insecure. I make mistakes, I am out...
– a Marilyn Blue Crab
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Netflix is forcing my hand
By removing Party Down from streaming on the 29th they are forcing me to finally getting around to marathoning it. I feel pressured into this, Netflix. If I end up hating this show it’s on YOU. The blood is on YOUR hands.
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I've been hypnotized at some point in my life
and now I involuntarily respond physically to certain words or phrases. For example, whenever someone tells me their opinions on why abortion is murder I automatically roll my eyes. I CAN’T HELP IT!
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I know that everyone has moved on
but I’m still not over Call Your Girlfriend yet
I think that I might need to clarify this because...
If I ever, ever tell you to “go kill yourself” I want you to know that while it might seem like I’m joking I promise you I’m not.
Last Day To Tell Google To Forget You - Slashdot →
ketchupandbeer:
hey - all joking aside - this is important!
Can anyone tell me if this is actually worth doing? I mean… part of me is like “yeah, protect your info!” but then another part of me is like “Well… I guess if google really wants to do something evil with my info they’re gonna figure out how to do that anyway.”
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I thought you were just like everyone else but… but then I read your post...
– no one
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If you want to make an accurate Web Monopoly board...
it better be bursting at the seams with pornography and illegal music.
I wanna be BFFs with Megan Ganz.
Can one of you guys make that happen?
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Can we, as a society, just kind of agree to let...
I wish Tina Fey had a Rick Santorum impression...
that would finally end him like she did for Sarah Palin.
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The next time you take a swipe at Social Media Experts, imagine you had just...
– Lay off the Social Media Experts by Rick Webb (via nickdouglas)
Being paid to be a Social Media Expert would be amazing. So, I guess to any Social Media Expert upset by “people insinuating that you have no skill” I have to say: Wahhhhh
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I'm not sure which makes me sadder: Vince Carter's...
Finally, the daily what is branching out from...
What's the best way to derail what has so far been...
One word: Carl
throughtosomethingnew asked: what's your "one food for the rest of your life" food?
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mytiger-myheart replied to your post: I need to start a non-profit organization whose goal is to teach me how to eat a grapefruit like a normal human being.
…how do you usually eat them? : cut in half, use a knife to cut around the edge of the grapefruit and each individual triangle. Use a little spoon to scoop out the grapefruit triangles. Done! So good
I usually cut them in half and then...
I need to start a non-profit organization whose...
It occurred to me today that if men were the sex...
the phrase “abortion controversy” wouldn’t exist.
I wish people called Carjackers "street pirates"
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...and with that he submits his last phd...
I spend an unacceptable amount of time on...
If I never read another article about the...