February 2012
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Feb 29th
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ListenSeal // Kiss From A Rose
Feb 29th
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Feb 29th
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“I’m shellfish, impatient and a little insecure. I make mistakes, I am out...”
– a Marilyn Blue Crab 
Feb 29th
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Feb 29th
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ListenMichael Jackson // Dirty Diana
Feb 28th
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Netflix is forcing my hand
By removing Party Down from streaming on the 29th they are forcing me to finally getting around to marathoning it. I feel pressured into this, Netflix.   If I end up hating this show it’s on YOU. The blood is on YOUR hands. 
Feb 27th
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ListenThe Outfield // Your Love Have I really not...
Feb 24th
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I've been hypnotized at some point in my life
and now I involuntarily respond physically to certain words or phrases. For example, whenever someone tells me their opinions on why abortion is murder I automatically roll my eyes. I CAN’T HELP IT! 
Feb 24th
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Feb 24th
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Feb 23rd
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Feb 23rd
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Feb 23rd
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I know that everyone has moved on
but I’m still not over Call Your Girlfriend yet
Feb 23rd
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I think that I might need to clarify this because...
If I ever, ever tell you to “go kill yourself” I want you to know that while it might seem like I’m joking I promise you I’m not.
Feb 23rd
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Feb 23rd
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Feb 22nd
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Last Day To Tell Google To Forget You - Slashdot →
ketchupandbeer: hey - all joking aside - this is important! Can anyone tell me if this is actually worth doing? I mean… part of me is like “yeah, protect your info!” but then another part of me is like “Well… I guess if google really wants to do something evil with my info they’re gonna figure out how to do that anyway.” 
Feb 22nd
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“I thought you were just like everyone else but… but then I read your post...”
– no one
Feb 22nd
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Listen
Feb 22nd
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If you want to make an accurate Web Monopoly board...
it better be bursting at the seams with pornography and illegal music.
Feb 22nd
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I wanna be BFFs with Megan Ganz.
Can one of you guys make that happen?
Feb 22nd
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Can we, as a society, just kind of agree to let...
Feb 21st
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I wish Tina Fey had a Rick Santorum impression...
that would finally end him like she did for Sarah Palin.
Feb 21st
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“The next time you take a swipe at Social Media Experts, imagine you had just...”
– Lay off the Social Media Experts by Rick Webb (via nickdouglas) Being paid to be a Social Media Expert would be amazing. So, I guess to any Social Media Expert upset by “people insinuating that you have no skill” I have to say: Wahhhhh
Feb 21st
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I'm not sure which makes me sadder: Vince Carter's...
Feb 21st
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Finally, the daily what is branching out from...
Feb 20th
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Feb 20th
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What's the best way to derail what has so far been...
One word: Carl
Feb 20th
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Feb 19th
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throughtosomethingnew asked: what's your "one food for the rest of your life" food?
Feb 18th
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mytiger-myheart replied to your post: I need to start a non-profit organization whose goal is to teach me how to eat a grapefruit like a normal human being. …how do you usually eat them? : cut in half, use a knife to cut around the edge of the grapefruit and each individual triangle. Use a little spoon to scoop out the grapefruit triangles. Done! So good I usually cut them in half and then...
Feb 18th
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I need to start a non-profit organization whose...
Feb 18th
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Feb 17th
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Feb 17th
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Feb 17th
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It occurred to me today that if men were the sex...
the phrase “abortion controversy” wouldn’t exist.
Feb 17th
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Feb 16th
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I wish people called Carjackers "street pirates"
Feb 16th
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...and with that he submits his last phd...
Feb 15th
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Feb 15th
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I spend an unacceptable amount of time on...
Feb 15th
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If I never read another article about the...
Feb 15th
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Feb 15th
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Feb 15th
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Feb 15th
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Feb 15th
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Feb 14th
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Feb 14th
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Feb 14th
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