May 2011
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I feel a lot of people dismiss the 4th Indiana...
as garbage and the worst of the franchise without really giving it much thought. Well here’s some brain worms for you baby birds to slurp down: It’s not the worst.
SAT Prep, you guys!
Popeye : Spinach :: Josh : ? A) Peanut Butter and Jelly Sandwiches B) PB&Js C) A stack of food consisting of a slice of bread, peanut butter, jelly, and another slice of bread D) all of the above
April 2011
I don't think my brain wants me to get anything...
because I’ve accidentally typed the word “soviety” about 30,000 times. I hope that what I, right now, feel is a typo on the word soviet I will later realize is a message being psychically sent to me from my future self warning me about my future lover and eventual murderer, Maria Soviety. You tried to warn me, Future-Josh. My ignorance will cost you your life.
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Tyler, The Creator // Tron Cat
“He doesn’t like me because I’m classically beautiful and he likes...”
– some chick in the parking lot outside my window screaming/bawling. Ugggghhhh.
It's a good thing I'm not a doctor
Dr. Me: So, what seems to be the problem? Patient X: Well, I have this headache and it’s like… the whole top half of my head? Dr. Me: I see, I see. Patient X: So do you know what it is? Dr. Me: My gut is telling me that it’s a brain tumor… also that leg of yours that hurts is probably bone cancer… and I feel like you’re going to wake up one morning and all your...
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If we're being honest
when it comes to being around people, if someone can’t be both, I’d rather they be a little stupid and hilarious than brilliant and dull.
If your life was on the line
what percentage of the world population do you feel you could defeat in a one on one fight?
At some point last night I had a dream about...
Presentations, Papers, Royal Weddings, Applications, literally NONE of that matters to me right now. Brownies. I took a shower, I did some laundry, one thing on my mind: Brownies. If suddenly a light flashed, brilliant and bright white across the sky and then everyone looked down and realized that all of our skin and muscle and fat and bones had all turned to brownies you would all be in trouble....
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Chiddy Bang // Bad Boy (ft. Darwin Deez &...
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My Big Problem With The Word "I"
So, this is nothing against the letter ‘i’. It’s a great letter and as you can see I’ve already used it a ton in this post. My problem is with the word “I” as in the personal pronoun. Or, I guess more to the point, my big problem is the fact that it needs to be capitalized. I don’t know if you guys have picked up on this habit of mine but I like to...
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Anonymous asked: I'm going to eat cereal out of the dimples in your face.
I don't know much but I know this
if they did a version of the Puppy Bowl but for hockey… I would NEVER stop laughing.
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All I'm saying is that if I were the star of the...
Jumanji would’ve been a lot different. Basically:
30 seconds to 1 minute of playing the game. 10 minutes of me crying/screaming/throwing up on myself/peeing my pants about 1 hour and 20 minutes of animals eating various parts of my body and maybe taking naps next to my corpse.
LIVE: Chiddy Bang attempts to break longest... →
bestrooftalkever:
Chidera “Chiddy” Anamege of the duo known as Chiddy Bang is trying to break a 9 hour record for longest consecutive rap. Link goes to the live stream.
Watch it. It’s just as funny as it is lonely and sad.
Also check out the Chiddy Bang video for “Truth” that I cut last year.
So this is the weirdest/awesomest/craziest thing I’ve seen all day for sure. I like how its a...
So...
Amelia Bedelia clearly had some sort of learning disability, right? Were - were those books just to teach kids to laugh at learning disabilities?
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No tears, please. It's a waste of good suffering.:... →
abangnotawhimper:
Disclaimer: I’m not trying to offend anybody. As I explained the other day, I’m completely okay with people who have all different religious beliefs as long as they are not shoving it down my throat. I try to be the same way about my Atheism. But this is my blog and I’d like to air a grievance.
One of my favorite Tumblr ladies just
I don’t know if I necessarily agree...
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Hey, everyone. Watch 'Better Off Ted'.
fergaliciousdef:
I kid you not I was literally in the process of writing a post about how, against all odds, Better Off Ted is maybe the cancelled show that I am bummed out about it not still being on the air the MOST. Maybe. Probably.
You remember that episode of Glee
when Zack tricked Belding and Mr. Tuttle by having the Glee Club lip synch to a recording of Cal State’s glee club but when they went to do it at the All City Sing Screech messes up the recording and the whole Glee Club has to lip synch super fast, and then super fast, but it’s all ok because Tori Spelling saves the day at the end? Yeah, I loved that one. The writing was really true...
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If you were to ask 6th grade Josh on his first day...
‘Who is the coolest of the cool?’
He would’ve told you with a straight face: “Jackson Greene from USA High!”
What's that on your shorts?
-Huh? Oh that? Uh… that’s just mustard, I think. -Oh. -Yeah. - … Wait… Is that the mustard that you spilled on yourself Monday? -… (I should’ve said it was hi-lighter).
Well, Kate and William better release some kind of...
So, I don't know if this happens where you guys...
sometimes douchers in cars will drive by campus and just like… yell shit out the window. I think they just wanna see if they can make people jump or turn or something. I dunno, it’s dumb. Anyways, this car went through campus today and this dude sticks his head out the window and as he’s driving away yells at the top of his lungs: “You can do anything if you just...
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soupnazi:
Karmin - 6 Foot 7 Foot (Lil Wayne...
I don't think that people bring up the fact that...
I'm not saying it's good, I'm not saying it's bad,
I’m not saying it’s wrong, I’m not saying it’s right, I’m just saying, dude, that a beret, aviators, and open toe leather shoes is a bold choice.
Bold.
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I wonder, if I sleep under a desk right now, if I...
There is NOTHING I feel more self conscious about...
I’ve been writing papers all damned day! I’m allowed to look up the lyrics to Nelly songs! I HAVE THAT RIGHT! WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!?!
It's baffling to me
My roommate got a call from his alma mater not too long ago. They were asking for donations. He liked going to school there, made good friends, had good times, so he wrote them a check. I- I just don’t understand. I love where I went for undergrad, and maybe it’s just because I’ve been in a perpetual state of flat broke for the past four months but there is literally no...
No, actually I don't wanna hear some sports...
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It's hard for me to think of what would be a worse...
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To the dude sitting in the corner violently...
Thanks! You are simultaneously ensuring that I stay awake no matter how tired I get AND keeping me in a constant state of “kinda grossed out”! Keep up the good work!
Un-Poplar Opinion
I’ll be honest, guys. As far as trees go… I don’t think they’re that great.
And at 10:49pm I am committed to the library until...
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Hey Lads and Lassies,
I’m gonna be moving into the library for the next few days so fill up my ask box with the following:
your biggest regret
your favorite horror movie
your favorite food
your favorite Facts of Life lady
something else really, really interesting.
DO IT
There is a piece of cherry pie in my refrigerator
that I’m about 30 seconds away from singing I Knew I Loved You to. Just keeping you guys in the loop.
So when I was moving out of my old house, I really...
Obviously. Anyways I was cleaning the bathroom (and did a damn fine job, I might add) but it still looked… eh. It was neutral, you wouldn’t notice it, but it didn’t scream CLEAN! Something was missing. So, that’s when I went to the kitchen and got my secret weapon. Three drops of blue food dye in the toilet water later… and the bathroom screamed CLEAN! And the...
I'm not sure what the quota that every person has...
but I’m over here doing the work of like 30 people. Thank me at your earliest convenience.
