“The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of the darkness. For he is truly his brother’s keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know I am the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon you.”—Charlie Sheen
I was talking to my roommate about it and we decided that the Harry Potter series would be A LOT different if we wrote them.
Book 1: Harry Potter and the incredible growing ego. Book 2: Harry Potter and the cool kids. Only the cool kids. Book 3: Harry Potter and the I’m not afraid YOU’RE afraid. Book 4: Harry Potter and the seriously guys, I’m good at EVERYTHING. Book 5: Harry Potter and the finally noticing Hermione now that she’s hot. Book 6: Harry Potter and the I don’t need this school. I’m OUT! Book 7: Harry Potter and the I’m making myself King of the Muggles. Stop me. I dare you.