January 2011
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This might be the most unpopular thing that I ever...
Nutella - not a fan.
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I've been giving it some thought and I think that...
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Hey, Republicans redefining "Rape" in the House of...
numnumsbylaura:
“With this legislation, which was introduced last week by Rep. Chris Smith (R-N.J.), Republicans propose that the rape exemption be limited to “forcible rape.”
forcible rape sounds like an oxymoron. Isn’t rape already forced? What are you trying to say, like “super rape?” “or “extra rape”?
This is from Mother Jones:
With this legislation, which was introduced last week by...
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When you are writing papers at 330 in the morning...
Doctor: So, explain what happened? Woman: Well, I was maneuvering around on my bed and my nuva ring fell out. Doctor: Wait, now. So, what fell out? Woman: My nuva ring. Doctor: And what were you doing? Woman: Maneuvering! Doctor: and the…but you were..wha? *laughs* *or crickets, whatever*
Who wasn't keeping an accurate count of his pages...
This guy!
Anyone have any good music to listen to while...
Something that won’t distract me and won’t make me want to sing along or pay attention but also isn’t mind numbingly boring? Currently I’ve been using Yeasayer :: Odd Blood but am open to other ideas.
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After finally getting a paragraph down on paper
I am rewarding myself with some chocolate milk. I dunno if a paragraph after attempting to start this paper some 7 hours ago deserves a reward… but my lust for choco can’t be contained.
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Some days you wake up and you feel great and have...
I wish there was a delivery service around
that instead of bringing burgers or pizza hooked me up with some chocolate chip cookies, milk, and a turkey sandwich. Like…now.
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The thing about pizza is...even bad pizza is still...
oldfilmsflicker:
hmmmmmm?
Paper submitted
just squeaking by at 11:54 pm, Warsaw-time. You thought the time difference was gonna get me Poland? Not today. NOT. TODAY.
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1 oclock at night on a thursday/friday and instead...
Something Horrible Has Happened
So, I was sitting there on my couch watching tv and I realized I was absentmindedly drumming on my leg with the index and middle finger on my left hand. I wasn’t sure what song it was. So then I started doing it out loud by making those tss sounds with my mouth that kinda sound like when you partially open a pop can. So, I was drumming on my leg and making the noise with my mouth and then I...
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Here are some convoluted hypotheticals to explain...
If the world was populated by just billions of me
AND the only clothes worn were hoodies and blue jeans
AND the only major industry was the manufacturing and sales/distribution of laundry detergent We would be in a SERIOUS recession.
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Don't Try And Talk To Me Right After You Wake Me...
Roommate: Hey I'm going to get dinner, have you eaten yet?
Me: Huh? ... What?
Roommate: I'm gonna go get some food.
Me: Food? What?
Roommate: Hey you got some mail, and here's your socks.
Me: .. applesauce? What?
Roommate: Ok, I'm leaving. Later, man.
*leaves*
Me (literally two minutes later) : applesauce?
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You know how there is that saying
“Pizza is like sex, even when they are bad they are pretty good”? ERRONEOUS!
Fuck, you guys! I mean, ignoring the part about there being no such thing as bad sex… can we talk about this saying as far as it relates to pizza for a second? Hell yes there is bad pizza. Shitty 5 dollar little caesars pizza that you can feel in your stomach literally before it’s done going...
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Things I Think About While Laying On My Bed, Not...
what does “eat your heart out” mean?
Does Omar, like I do, view Wild and Crazy Kids as a bigger accomplishment than Cuba’s Jerry Maguire?
Does Sting introduce himself to his neighbors as Sting?
Can dogs bark sarcastically?
How old is too old for a non-professional basketball playing male to wear shorts every day?
If I could choose any form of transportation in the entire...
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Which iPod to get?
Guys, Illyana appears to have finally bit the dust. She’s been on life support since December and she’s now in the big apple store in the sky. So, my question: should I get the 8gb ipod touch for 229 or the 120gb ipod classic for 249? I NEED YOUR OPINIONS BEFORE I CAN MAKE ANY DECISION IN MY LIFE!!!
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The Decemberists // The Shankill Butchers
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The only website I should go to when I'm trying to... →
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“I have the weirdest boner right now.”
– President Barack Obama, State of the Union
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Taco Bell could be made out of literally meat...
I will eat grilled taquitos and baja blast until. I. die.
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2pac // Brenda’s Got A Baby
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YOU GUYS! Cherry Craisins are delicious!
Reblogged for truth
I always resented the Cub Scouts that designed...
You gotta be in it to win it, kids.
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I think I'm unfollowing people at random right...
Make it stop! (For the record, I’m not meaning to!)
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Science Needs To Find A Way To Better Utilize
the amount that I drool in my sleep. This is an untapped resource, you guys. There’s potential here.
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Things I Realized While Trying to Imitate a...
as far as my brain is concerned, ALL parrots are voiced by Gilbert Gottfried.
Where do you guys stand on people who laugh at...
A) It’s really annoying! B) Fuck all y’all, I’m HILARIOUS.
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It might not be today, It might not be tomorrow,
but if we all just work together, ONE DAY, people will no longer use NOM as a verb.
Things I Sing On A Near Daily Basis, without...
I want the world I want the whole world I want to lock it all up in my pocket It’s my bar of chocolate Give it to me Now!
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Unpopular Opinions 18
Brotherly Love, staring all three of the Lawrence Brothers, was absolutely hilarious and doesn’t get the respect it deserves.
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warrennotg:
Phoenix - “Lisztomania”
I know...
other people have heard of it! →
lamebot:
so so suck your toe. it’s on the internet. that means it’s real.
It was also on an episode of Full House. Joey tells Michelle to use it as a comeback against “baby, baby, stick your head in gravy.”
Fun Games To Play : Britologues
To play, just say famous monologues from movies but say them with the most over the top British accent that you can imagine. Feel free to add in phrases like hoity toity, sixes and sevens, and govenah. You’ll have fun, you will.
