mykicks: Pixies - “Here Comes Your Man” The...
OK… First I’ll access the secret military spy satelite that is in geosynchronous...– Garth Algar (via mikekarnell) You get Cassandra, we’ll do the rest!
PILOT WANTS A CRACKER
synecdoche: my new reality show where i try to find a white boyfriend. Can you call it “Flying for a Ritz”?
Remember, you cannot be both young and wise. Young people who pretend to be wise...– Stephen Colbert To match the Conan one. (via uprightcitizens) Late night comedians making badass speeches for 1000, Alex.
Before we end this rodeo, a few things need to be said. There has been a lot of...– Conan Fucking O’Brien. (via uprightcitizens) The Man, The Myth, The Legend.
There is a chance that I just broke my phone.
I dropped it into a sink of water. Normally ol’ Han will survive such an event as he has done on many occasions but I am nervous nonetheless.
why do my posts keep disappearing off the...
(via hrrrthrrr) reblogged for frustration