January 2010
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OK… First I’ll access the secret military spy satelite that is in geosynchronous...
– Garth Algar (via mikekarnell) You get Cassandra, we’ll do the rest!
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PILOT WANTS A CRACKER
synecdoche:
my new reality show where i try to find a white boyfriend.
Can you call it “Flying for a Ritz”?
Remember, you cannot be both young and wise. Young people who pretend to be wise...
– Stephen Colbert
To match the Conan one.
(via uprightcitizens) Late night comedians making badass speeches for 1000, Alex.
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Before we end this rodeo, a few things need to be said. There has been a lot of...
– Conan Fucking O’Brien. (via uprightcitizens) The Man, The Myth, The Legend.
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There is a chance that I just broke my phone.
I dropped it into a sink of water. Normally ol’ Han will survive such an event as he has done on many occasions but I am nervous nonetheless.
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why do my posts keep disappearing off the...
(via hrrrthrrr) reblogged for frustration
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