January 2011
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RIP 2010
postmodernism:
(2010-2010)
December 2010
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Spending my day slowly* falling in love with...
*by slowly I mean rapidly
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I'm currently using a cupcake wrapper as a coaster...
Dripping. With. Class.
If dogs could talk
Maggie would’ve told me “Bitch, please” about ten times today. Go ahead and walk away from me when I call you! You’ll be back when I have treats! THEY ALWAYS COME BACK FOR TREATS!
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Jamaica // I Think I Like U 2
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themusiclibrary:
She’s Long Gone - The Black...
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nedhepburn:
Mark Ronson & Q-Tip “Bang Bang...
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Menomena // TAOS
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Ways I Can Prove That I've Been Cool Forever #47
I have a distinct memory of being in 5th grade and sitting on the swing during recess. While swinging during recess I had my walkman with me and I was introspectively listening to Goo Goo Dolls - Iris, contemplating where I was at in my life. Again, the song was Iris and it was performed by the Goo Goo Dolls. I would swing and think about my life up to that point, squinting my eyes and...
I have a question for you guys.
It’s almost midnight, I’m sitting on the couch in my parents living room. It’s approximately 1 billion degrees in here and I am wearing sweatpant shorts. I’m closing in on the first 1/2 hour of a 90 minute Teen Mom special and have every intention of making a root beer float before the end of the 90 minutes. I will probably end up on the floor sometime soon to use one...
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Today I've Had:
peanut butter
pickles
ginger ale
root beer
chocolate chip cookies
a sucker
and pulled pork
Am I pregnant? Am I high? Nope, I’m just really bored at my parents’ house.
So, because somehow MTV2 ended up on my TV
and I can’t find the remote, I am watching viva la bam. I feel it’s a pretty universal opinion that this show is the worst but there is one thing about it that especially annoys me. Like, every episode he does something ~*wacky*~ to his parents, like changes the house into a skate space station or puts a gorilla in the kitchen or something. And every episode his mother is stunned,...
Finally gained access to my mailbox yesterday.
My shirt from the drawnika contest by Chuck was totally waiting for me. Remember when I won? I didn’t remember, but now I do! What I can assume will be only the dopest of pics will follow later.
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I wish that I could pay a woman to go to the bank...
It’d be like a prostitute except tears instead of sex.
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Spoon // Goodnight Laura
Has any movie warranted a trilogy LESS than Meet...
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If you got paid 5 dollars per spoonful, how many...
Mayonnaise?
Keys to enjoying Christmas:
pomegranate juice
ginger ale
gin
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You know how people always
say that you can tell someone’s true colors by how they treat the wait staff? Well, this is totally true but this should also include flight attendants. It’s pretty well documented on here about how I tend to be a dick more often than not, but for real? People that are jerks to flight attendants are the worst. It also annoys me when they stonewall the ones that are telling you goodbye...
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Let's do some SAT Analogy questions, ok?
I : Home :: A) Cheese : Gross B) Devil : Jesus C) Shark : Great White D) My Luggage : Paris (Correct answer - D)
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Alright kids,
get your chores done and make sure you finished your homework. Daddy’s coming home.
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Listen
I don’t ask for much. I swear I don’t. Nothing extravagant anyways. This is important. To me. Please. Please. Get Teenage Dream out of my head?
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Currently:
Cleaning the apartment for inspection tomorrow morning
Packing my suitcases
trying to restore the settings on my ipod
In related news, if I have to fly across the atlantic without an ipod thursday morning, I PROMISE I will cry and shake the entire way.
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Otis Redding // (Sittin’ On) The Dock Of The...
Anonymous asked: If you were stranded on a desert island and you had to repopulate that island what lady (non-celebrity) would you want with you?
Anonymous asked: If you were stranded on a desert island and you had to repopulate that island what lady (non-celebrity) would you want with you?
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Anonymous asked: What are your standards for women you'd consider dating?
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I Shouldn't Be Allowed Out In Public
I was walking down the street, minding my own business, jamming out to the Tron soundtrack, when I saw an old man across the street smiling and waving both his arms in the air like he was trying to get someone’s attention. I looked for who he might be trying to get the attention of and saw another old man walking ahead of me on the street with his head down. It became clear to me that he...