May 2013
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Nation Supposes It's Outraged By White House... →
Nearly 96 percent of respondents said they just wanted to make it clear that they think that everything currently going on in Washington is definitely bad and shouldn’t be happening, unless all of it is actually okay, in which case they are fine with it.
“Is it wrong that the IRS unfairly targeted groups who opposed President Obama’s agenda? Uh, yes. I guess it is,” said Chicago-based...
Oh god houston astros
that’s gonna be on the not top 10 from now until the end of time
What someone says:
You know what? I really like the smell of mulch.
What I hear:
You know what? I really like the smell of shit. Just pure poop. The smell of filthy barnyard animals is really good to me! In my brain bad things are good things!
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thinkingupblognamesishard replied to your post: So a student that I did not give a great grade to on a midterm
Teaching: Have no effect on anyone’s life… yeah, not really doing it.
Well, that’s one of many reasons why my long term interests don’t really involve teaching. I’m in my program to do research and hopefully land a job where I can do more research that I’m...
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There is something mildly satisfying about giving...
to someone when you both know you will never see each other again and neither of you mind that at all
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I pulled my laptop out of my bag at the beginning of section today
and noticed there was powerade on the front of my laptop!
THIS WAS A DISASTER!!!
apparently the lid came off of the powerade in my bag
lucky no damage had been done to my computer
because the powerade was absorbed
by the students quizzes that I was returning
B-)
nonoschrutefacts replied to your post: I don’t know why and I don’t know how to do it
There isn’t enough headroom, unfortunately
This is what it sounds like when doves cry
Kiss Kiss Bang Bang being on HBOGo has really made...
If I had a billion dollars I'd buy tumblr and...
As in you. Yes, you.
Just yours.
I don't know why and I don't know how to do it
but I desperately want to see Dog With Drawn On Arms have a Drawn On Top Hat
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janizzle replied to your post: I like that walking dog with the drawn on arms entirely too much
Whatever, poser. I liked the walking dog BEFORE it had drawn-on arms.
Whaaaapoooowww
I like that walking dog with the drawn on arms...
‘Geography of Hate’ Maps out Racism on Twitter -... →
A group of researchers have created a “Geography of Hate” map revealing racist and homophobic tweet concentrations across the U.S.
This is not at all surprising and pretty messed up also
WatchThis is crazy
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So a student that I did not give a great grade to...
has left the class
and sent me a nice email saying he was going to pursue other career opportunities
and I don’t know if the grade had anything to do with it
or if he left just the class or school as a whole
or even if the opportunities are great ones and he’s making a good decision
but I can’t stop thinking of what if its not a good decision and he’s doing it, in...
I gotta assume that that was the last hurrah for...
I'm sure everyone has at some point or another...
which, I assume, for the most part probably tastes like pork
but what I really wonder
is what human tastes like if you ate an entire person at once
like if you were a giant and just popped a person into your mouth like a gummy bear
I bet, on the whole, it’d be pretty nasty but the texture would be interesting
if you gave it time it might grow on you
or snobby giants would claim that,...
I feel like I'm in the overwhelming minority on...
well, ever probably
Live stream of the Team USA v. Iran & Russia... →
I don't know what world I'm currently living in
but James Franco’s review of Gatsby is the first time that I’ve actually wanted to see Gatsby
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The Mountain Goats // The House That Dripped Blood
Shaving your face is both annoying and a drag
but the benefit of having some good smelling aftershave balm on your face is nothing to shake a stick at
Margaritas are the Rye Bread of the liquor world.
They look like they should taste delicious and fruity (sort of like how rye bread looks like it should taste like delicious cinnamon bread) but since tequila is legally considered to be “the technical definition of butt-flavor”, Margaritas, like Rye Bread, are actually 100% nasty.
So it turns out that story about the dude dying...
and suddenly
the world gets a little darker for all of those people who read the story and thought
“I’m not alone”
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Listen
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Daft Punk ft Julian Casablancas // Instant Crush
I just hope all this Mulaney business works out to...
LIKE I ASKED YOU TO DO LIKE TWO YEARS AGO WHAT THE FUCK IS TAKING SO LONG
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i think the most american dude in history was the...
My Evolving Interests: A study of 4 years
3rd Grade - Troy Aikman and the 1995 Dallas Cowboys (I can’t explain this one) 4th Grade - The Titanic?! 5th Grade - Ichthyosaurus 6th Grade - Boobs
Thanks to this new tumblr feature
I can finally start emailing people my posts that they didn’t Like
because it’s obvious they must have missed them
You’re welcome, in advance, World.
Gushers are less appetizing once you hear someone...
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I've grown up terrified to type stuff like "can...
so this Justice Dept/AP story means zilch to me
because I assumed everyone was spying on everything anyway
I haven't watched the show in years so it doesn't...
but if I did watch the show, and had the big reveal (on the show that had a big reveal) shown to me via gif set
I would be SO salty about it
it’s one thing to spoil an episode or something, whatever, but I feel like that one probably should have some sort of special rules regarding it
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I want everyone to know
that if you start talking to me about any of this IRS/Tea Party stuff
it might look like I’m standing there listening to you
but in actuality I have vacated my body like Ghost Dad
I love hockey
but I’d rather jump out a window and land on my eyes than listen to the NBC Sports crew jerk themselves off while they wax poetic about The Original Six for the next week
Try not to burn down tonight toronto
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Ugh the second I turn on the leafs bruins game
fucking boston scores
yesslynn replied to your post: AND MY CHICKEN IS SPICY
You don’t like spicy? Who doesn’t like spicy? Are you a Spaniard?
It’s not that I don’t like spicy
It’s that I ACTIVELY HATE SPICY
I like to say that I have a highly refined palate!
But actually I’m a giganto wuss when it comes to spicy food
