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I'm Josh. I'm a grad student. I love everything about Jurassic Park and Hook. Other generic topics I have interest in: Comic books, The OC, West Wing, funny stuff, movies, music, and boozy, boozy beer.
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I wish that there was a way to quantum leap into people’s bodies

so that whenever I feel disappointed about something I could just quantum leap into the body of a parent who walks in on their son sitting on his bed with an acoustic guitar on his lap practicing in earnest his version of Hey there Delilah where he replaced the word Delilah with “Melissa” from his 4th period civics class. 

Just to feel that “Oh… oh son, no…” and then be whipped back to my normal body.

Suddenly, whatever it is I was disappointed about isn’t so bad any more. I’d probably be slowly shaking my head for a week after that.

Tales from the Draft Box vol. 25 I tried really hard to make that last one work and it just would not.

Tales from the Draft Box vol. 25


I tried really hard to make that last one work and it just would not.

Anonymous asked: Pop quiz, hotshot. There's a bomb on a bus. Once the bus goes 50 miles an hour, the bomb is armed. If it drops below 50, it blows up. What do you do? What do you do?

Public transportation?

Just kidding.  Public transportation is great, but I haven’t been on a bus that’s gone over 30mph since probably a high school field trip.

So, what would I do?:

  • cry
  • cry like… a lot
  • to the point that I’m basically drooling
  • dry heave
  • throw up on myself
  • pee my pants
  • shake a little in my seat
  • maybe hold my knees to my chest and rock back and forth
  • still crying
  • try and wipe my face with my sleeve
  • ask a girl “Hey, since we’re probably gonna die… do you wanna…”
  • get denied
  • cry some more
  • blame EVERYONE ON THE BUS
  • pass out
  • die

That’s not a dunk! HE’S JUST THROWING IT HARD!

—the worst people, on Blake Griffin 

[Flash 9 is required to listen to audio.]
Lisa Hannigan

—Knots

Lisa Hannigan // Knots

Anonymous asked: You never answer the best things that I ask you..

Well, I wouldn’t call them the “best” things you ask me, Mom, but… okay. Here we go:

  • I’m looking for one, I just had an interview last week!
  • I’ve applied to a few but I won’t hear back until like mid-March. No, it’s for the fall semester.
  • Yes, I eat vegetables like everyday, I swear (psst this isn’t true, sorry!)
  • No, I’m not drinking too much, I swear
  • like two weeks ago. Why?! Does it look like I need a haircut?!?
  • I’m only twenty-four! I HAVE PLENTY OF TIME TO GET MARRIED!
  • Yes, my clothes are clean.
Well, I hope that covers everything.
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